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Ultimate Shayari Collection | Friendship
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ULTIMATE SMS MESSAGES COLLECTION#1
| Every second God remembers you, Every minute God bless you, Every hour God cares for you because... Every day I pray God to take care of U. |
Ankhon se dur ho par dil
se nahi,
Dil me zarur ho par milte nahi, bus yehi gila hai tumse dost, tum milte zarur ho par dil se nahi.. |
| Good looks catch the eyes, but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED??? Don't Be!!! It was sent to ME, and I just wanted you to read it... |
jo asaani se mile wo hai
gum,jo mushkil se miloe wo hai paisa,jo kisi kisi ko mile wo hai pyaar,jo
naseeb walo ko mile wo hai"APUN KA SMS
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1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U. just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U. |
Could u fax me
ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u - it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp .... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER. |
| Falling in love is a sweet ambition, finding true love is a life time mission.. Take my word, follow the Indian tradition & marry ur dad's decision ! |
From Mon to Sun,
From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been ..........a headache! |
| I mixed RUM in water and got
drunk. I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk. I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again. Now I have decided never to drink water again !!! |
I cannot hide this from u any more. Potato Prices Have Gone Up ! |
| Sabne Kaha Dosti ek dard hai, Humne kaha dard kabul hai, sabne kaha is dard ke saath ji nahi paoge, humne kaha teri dosti ke sath marna kabul hai... |
Dil ki hasti bikhar
gai hoti, aur Ruh ke Zakhm bhar gaye hote, jindagi aap jaise dosto ki amanat hai, varna hum to kabke mar gaye hote... |
| Wo Dosti hi kya jisme duriya
na ho, Wo apnapan hi kya jisme ladai na ho, wo dil hi kya jisme dard na ho, aur wo cell hi kya jisme hamara SMS na ho... How r u? |
Wonderful people
r carefully created by God, wonderful moments are carefylly planned by God, wonderful friends like you are carefully gifted by God. |
| I am gonna write on all bricks , "I MISS U " and wish one fall on your head....so that u'll come 2 know how it hurts when u miss someone . | Love says "If u ever need anything,I'll b there" but friendship says " You'll never need anything if I'll b there " |
| Teri dosti ki roshni
aisi hai ki har taraf ujala nazar ata hai... sochta hu ki bijli katva lu.... ajkal kambakhat bill bahot ata hai... |
Aapki yaad me mene kalam uthai, |
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Aisi Dosti hamari ki dil
chahye tu har safar har dagar me mile, mar bhi jau to pyar rahe kayam
aur tu sath wali kabar me mile.
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Us Pyari si surat ka phir ek bar didar de, tadap rahe hain hum yahan, ab aur na intazar de, awaj mat suna, ae zalim magar, ek MISSED call to mar de... |
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Hello, U R So, art! S art! m s art! m s art! s artm! m s art! m s art! ms art! m s art! SORRY, this doesn't fit u... |
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Apko MULAYAM ki akal,
LALOO ki shakal, Mayawati ki wani, JAYA ki jawani, KALAM jaise baal, ATAL jaisi chaal mile.. GOOD LUCK |
If you eve want 2 suceed in your life, be sweet as Honey, Be regular as Clock, be fresh as rose, Be soft as Tissue, Be strong as Rock and be good as !!!!me..... |
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c i o ju ch if ok just che if my oka just chec if my s okay just check if my sw okay! just checki if my sweet okay! just checking if my sweet FRIEND is okay! |
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ôôôô ô ôôô ô ô ôô ô ô ô ô ô ô ôô ô ô G ôô ô GOOôô GOODôô GOOD MOô GOOD MORNING... |
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My Friendship is like
an onion,
Which has many layers in it, it will add taste to your life, but if you try to cut it, you will have tears in your eyes |
God gaved us two legs
to walk, two hands to hold, two eyes to see, two ears to hear, But Y he
gives U only 1 hear 'bcos he gave the other 1 to find.
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Someone Remembers, Somebody
Cares, YOUR Name Is Whispered In Somebody"s Prayers, Keep The Bright
Hope Of Sunshine In View, Someone Is Warmly Thinking Of You
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I chased love i found
friendship,i chased desires i found hopes, i chased reality i found dreams,i
chased a monkey and i found you.
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The animals of a jungle
have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come,
the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn't started.
Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !
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Only the open heart receives
LOVE Only the open mind receives WISDOM Only the open hand receives GIFTS and... Only the CUTE 1's receive MESSAGES From ME! |
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Some One
is Loving You Caring for You Watching over U Protecting U Guess Who? yes GANPATI BAPPA MORYA |
Aasman me itne tare ho
ki
asma na dikhai de, Aap ki zindagi me itni khushiya ho, ke gam na dikhai de, HAVE A NICE DAY! HOW R U? |
| #__# # # '''# # (o) (o) ( .__. ) (o) (_) ( '__. ) (_) (o) ( '__. ) (_) (_) ( '__. ) (o) (o) ( .__. ) Nothing... Just a mischievous little hi! How r u? |
Khayalo ko kisi
aahat ki aas rahati hai, nighao ko kisi surat ki pyas hoti hai, tere bin kisi cheez ki kami to nahi, magar tere SMS bin tabiyat udas rahati hai... |
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Dont sent any messages,
i dontwant 2 see u, 2 hear ur voice, 2 think of u, 'coz my doctor advised
me 2 keep away 4m SWEETS
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Great people talk about
ideas,
Average people talk about things, Small people talk about other people, And Legends never talk, they send SMS... |
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$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'
MOHABBAT means... $'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$' M - aut O - oljhan H - aarna A - asoo B - barbadi B - ewafai A - ndhera T - anhai, I agree? Do you? |
Darde dil me gam ki kaliya
khilti hai,
aab to tanhai aaksar hamse milti hai, aapne band kiya jabse SMS karna, MOBILE ki battery jyada chalti hai! |
| Andhe ke hath me "TORCH",
Bahare ke hath me "RADIO", Gunge ke hath me "MIKE", AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE" WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!! |
Kal . . . kal kal kal kal kal kal kal Monday hai... |
| You = Lovely You = Perfect You = Beautiful You = Amazing You = sweet You = Cute You = gorgeous You = Fantastic You = Fabulous me = lier! :) |
Husband asks, Do
you know the meaning of WIFE. It means... Without Information Fighting Everytime! WIFE satys No, it means - With Idiot for Ever |
| Friendship is a relation where
no Charges of Activation, Free incoming, Free Outgoing, with roaming facility all over the World!! |
Evolution of Man:
Shadi se pahale: HERO No. 1 Shadi ke baad: COOLIE No. 1 Shadi se pahale: Meine Pyar Kiya Shadi ke bad: Yeh Meine kya kiya |
| Kya bindas hava chal raheli
hai, birdy gana ga rahele hain, Cow log grass eat rahele hain, shane log SMS kar rahele hain aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahele hain... |
As a person u r: => ADORABLE => SWEET => SIMPLE => HONEST => OBEDIENT => LOVEABLE => EXCELLENT ****** In short U R an asshole! |
| ._|__:_, (_0___=------/ . _|___|_, ----:---- ,--<|>-=___/7 (_0___=----/ ._|__|_, apun ne, liya hai... kahi jana ho to bindas chabi le jana...!! |
00:03 00:02 00:01 00:00 ( ( ( ( ( ( BOOM ) ) ) ) ) ) =* = * = * = * = * = * = * GooD MoRnInG * HaVe a NiCe Day! |
| / / / / * * * * + + + + T A K E C A R E / / / / / / / / / / / / (@ :) (@ (@ :) ( ) (( :<> (( Good Day! |
YOU are very cute
becos in my dictionary Cute means... C - Causing U - Un-necessary T - Trouble E - Everywhere Shakespeare: I am not, nor I can write a lot, but one thing I can say u, forget me not Friendship is to make not to break. |
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Mandir mein jap karta
hoon, Masjid mein adab karta hoon, insan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke pap karta hoon
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Questions R many,
but answers R few, So I ask U only a question, How r U? |
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The world doesnot need
more mountains to
climb! more seas to cross!or more stars to shine! what the world needs is only more of U & UR smile!! GOOD MORNING |
Zindagi jaise ek saza
si ho gayi hai,
gam ke sagar me is kadar kho gayi hai, tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri, tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai. |
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Phulon se khoobsurat koi
nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi. Aab aapki kya tarif karu... Dost me aap jaisa... Nalayak koi nahi! |
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_Y__o__ 6am .;';';. o _Y_____ 7am o .;';';. _Y_____ 8am SUN RISE! Good Morning! |
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A *smile* is a sign of
joy,
A *hug* is a sign of love, A *laugh* is a sign of happiness, A *Friend* like me is a sign of "YOUR DAMN GOOD CHOICE" |
Hame itna pyar mat karna
ki
duniya me mashhoor ho jaye aur na hi itna bewafa banana ki ham duniya ko chodne ke liye majboor ho jaye |
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FRIENDSHIP |
Ugta hua Suraj dua de aapko,
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The HOPE, The STRUGGLE
and The HARD WORK towards a goal/ success is part of the rewards. Achieving
goal itself is not the whole reward........ BEST WISHES
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FRIENDSHIP TEST
Call if U love me Missed Call if U are a true friend Text back if U care Text a joke if U like me Just ignore if U hate ME? |
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I Wish 4 " U "
Great start 4 Monday No Obstacles 4 Tuesday No stress 4 Wednesday No worry 4 Thursday Smile 4 Friday Party 4 Saturday & Great fun 4 Sunday "Have a beautiful and smart week." |
Could you do me a favor?
Put ur left hand over ur RIGHT Shoulder then ur Right hand to ur LEFT Shoulder There! I'have just given u a hug! (",) Good morning..!!! |
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This is not fair!
How could u do this? Didn't expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on your name and didn't even tell me? ANIMAL PLANET! |
T I T A N I C
__||___ _'::::::::'=._,/I___ '_,_____________/ Although it was a big SHIP, but it 'sunk', so the best SHIP is still "FRIENDSHIP". |
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is duniya me dost kam milenge, |
Aapko ashirwad mile bado
se, DIL SE! |
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Friendship Test |
Could you do me a faVour..?
Put Ur left hand over ur RIGHT Shoulder then Ur Right hand to ur LEFT Shoulder There! I'have just given u a hug! (",) G'd mOrning...!!! |
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Dil me ummido ki shama
jala rakhi he,
Hamne apni alag dunia basa rakhi he, yakin ke sath ki ayega apka SMS, Hamne apne mobile per ankhe biccha rakhi hai...!! |
The ,-# -.- #-. Heart # "#" # of "#. . #" a Friend "#" knows No BoundarieS, No LimitS, just endless Love and Care! "Have a Great Day..." |
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A Sweeter Smile,
A Brighter Day, Hope everything turns out great for you Today!!! Good Morning! (> " " <) Have a ( = 'o'= ) Nice _(,,) _ (,,) Day!! |
Aapko miss karna roz ki
bat ho gai,
yaad karna aadat ki bat ho gai, apase dur rahena kismat ki bat ho gai, magar aapko bhulna apane bas ke bahar ki baat ho gai! |
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(((((( ))))))
(((( @) (@ )))) (((((; <._.> ;))))) (((((( ,__, )))))) You are so... B H o o T I F u L |
Arz hai unki galiyon ke
chakkar kaat kaatte kutte hamare yaar ho gaye, wo to hamare na ho sake par hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye... |
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Life is like:
MATHS: Friend kO Plus karO + Dushman kO Minus karO - Khushia kO Multiply karO * Gam kO Divide karO :- aur . Life kO enjoy karO! ( ',' ????? |
TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho, PEPSI ka cr8 ho, ANDE ka oml8 ho, SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho, JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho, PER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...! |
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':.,
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".;;.,('v' ),/;; ".;;( );; # .= := := *= *= := : . # a little BiRD Sent to Wish U a Nice Morning & a Great Day!! |
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Kuch Nasha
Aapki Baat ka hai,
Kuch Nasha Dhimi Barsat ka hai, Hame aap yuhi Sharabi maat Kahiye, ye dil par asar aapse pahali mulakat ka hai... |
Ae barish
jara tham ke baras,
jab mera yaaar aa jaye to jam ke baras, pehle n baras ki woh aa na sake, phir itna baras ki wo jaa na sake... |
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Amiri
ke khwab Dekhne laga,
Angreji Sharab Chakhane laga, Baap ne kabhi Page nahi dekha, aur beta Mobile rakhne laga!!! |
Mere Marne
ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana...
agar yaad aaye meri to seedhe upar chale aana... Agar waha me na dikhu to samajh lena tu narak me hai... |
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HOPE
HOP e HO p e h 0 p e h @ e p h op e e o p e (e ___: p (e (e ___: ) (e ( ) ___: ) ( ) (@ ___: ) (@ (( ___: ) (( Ur fine |
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' ' <o> , , rain! , , U, , , /< ShoWeRs of Love, Luck, Blessings & Happiness exclusively for U. WELCOME TO MONSOON. ------------------------------------------------ Nice people are blessed people, ever friendly, always smiling, forgive easily, hold no grudges and keep no malice. Send this to a nice person. I just did. |
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Luv
Easy to say - Difficult to stay.. Beautiful to feel - Difficult to deal... Difficulty is a part of Life... But That's the reason... Why Girlfriend is never a wife? |
My Friendship
is like an onion,
Which has many layers in it, it will add taste to your life, but if you try to cut it, you will have tears in your eyes. |
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Wishing
u hapiness
as big as Ganeshji's Appitite, life as long as his trunk, troubles as small as his mouse, and moments as sweet as his favourite Ladoos. |
Laloo
bada chalak hai
Nau baccho ka bap hai Laloo bada nirala he dasva ane wala he... ye andar ki baat hai isme Vajpayee ka hat hai... |
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New Concept
of Life
Morning = MANDIR Evening = M_A_D_I_R_A Night = M_A_N_D_I_R_A |
A Friend
is:
1% Funny 2% Sweet 3% Caring 4% Loving and... 90% Good Looking that's why... I'm your Friend! |
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Special |
U r
1 of those I luv 2 msg Coz its fun 2 see your eyes goes up down up down up down up down |
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now u !' . , . ! see me (" ._, ") > ) ( < now u don't but despite my absence you are never forgotten! |
Feelings
r
many... but words are few, clouds r dark...but sky is blue, love is a paper... life is a glue, everything is false... but our friendship is true..... |
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One day
Friendship and Love met. Love asked why do you exists when I am here, friendship ans I am here to leave smile where u leave tears. |
Dushman
tarse teri dosti ko,
Dost tarse teri yari ko, Yar tarse pyar ko, hum tarse tere DIDAR ko! |